I didn’t realize how much I loved you over the years. You slithered your way into my life through boxes of chocolate. And those years that I worked as a barista at Starbucks didn’t help because I discovered espresso. Well, it turns out that you are no good for me. It turns out that you are the root of the insufferable cramps I’ve had since middle school. It turns out that you are the root of my heart skipping beats too. So you see, although you brought me temporary highs, you just aren’t worth the painful lows. You will no longer trick me into believing that I can have “just one sip”, because it’s clear that I can’t. I realize that many people can have a relationship with you and you aren’t as harsh on them as you are on me. But they have nothing to do with our personal relationship.
So this is goodbye F-O-R-E-V-E-R.