I’m sure you remember my last letter to you. At that point in our relationship I wasn’t quite ready to break up with you, though I knew the relationship was toxic. Everyone who knows me knows how I feel about you. I’m sure you have noticed that I have spent less and less time with you over the course of 2013 and I had my reasons. Like caffeine, you have also given me thousands of temporary highs and immediate pleasure and comfort when I needed it. But I refuse to let you be the death of me. I’m no longer in denial about the negative impact you have had on my life all of these years. I’m allergic to you and there is no way to sugar coat that fact. There’s no point in listing all of the ways you have caused me harm, we’ve gone over the list hundreds of times now. And btw, alcohol, you are included in this letter because you are sugar too.
I can’t just have one bite of you, nor one sip. And I’m letting other people know the truth about you as well. I will no longer be the fool in this relationship, so consider this goodbye F-O-R-E-V-E-R.